Nom de plumage

Come up with colorful pen names for writers in as many of the following genres as time allows.

Screenplay
Graphic novel
Poetry
Romance
Obituary
Adventure/Action
Western
Newspaper article (news, sports, arts, fluff ...)
Cyberpunk
Historical romance
Comics
Travel literature
Tabloid reporter
Thriller
Lyrics (country, rock, pop, opera ...)
Mystery
Religious literature
Fantasy
Gothic
Play
Horror
Regency romance
Detective fiction
Steampunk
Animal
Science fiction
Legal thriller
Children’s
Reference
Crime fiction